For all you Canadian singles out there who are either fed up with your boring Canadian counterparts, or simply take pity on our Liberal American cousins… there is a site just for you!
Here is a site specifically tailored to finding refuge for those poor Americans who feel so isolated and excluded with the re-election of “Dubhya” that they are considering fleeing the country for greener (or whiter?) pastures up North.
Everyone knows your best ticket out of the country is to marry a foreigner.
This site will do the hard work of finding that “Mr or Mrs. Right” (or would that be “Left”?) for you.
Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals – already a threatened species – will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.
So get out there you Single Socialist Citizens of Soviet-Canuckistan!